In my kingdom
Wealth sends riches on errands
We eat raw gold for dinner
Drink refined treasure for water
Have our baths with unadulterated honey.
In my kingdom
The only disease we suffer is ‘toomuchmoneyosis’
Every season we award young bloods some riches
A sacrifice to relieve our money burden
We award success in packs and bundles
A reward for true strugglers and lovers of hustle
But unlike ‘our’ politicians,
We only reward hard-work without fear or favour
And you don’t have to be a card bearing member.
